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She said

like a great conversation 
like two people talking 
some are excited conversations 
some are joyous 
like a conversation without words 
like every story doesn’t need a climax, neither do I, as long as I enjoy the story 

that’s what sex is to me. 

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What is the nerdiest joke - one of those rare gems from Quora

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon.

Einstein is bored, so he suggests, “Let’s play hide-and-seek. I’ll be it!”

The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. “One… Two… Three…”

Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide.

But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid-sized square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, “Ready or not — here I come!”

Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him. He says, “I found you, Newton!”

Newton replies, “No, you found one Newton per square meter — You found Pascal!”

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Windows 8 you sexy thing you

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Newly acquired Btwin cycling gloves. Performance enhancing drugs next.

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The first watch I bought with my own money. Keeping it running has been more expensive than buying it. Evidence that I’m turning into Dad.

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Never understood why this was called the bullworker. Even more mysterious why Dad still has this.

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Maa ka pyaar.

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Tea whore and cup slut.

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Hello my dear…

A most honest expression of interest spam email I received - 

Hello Dearest one,
I am joy by name a quiet and sincere girl. I love honesty and truth,
I trust people very much. I like nature quiet walks in the parks holding
hands listening to the whispering breeze and the songs of the birds;
admiring the smiling eyes of my lover, I hope to meet my true love,
I wait to hear from you,
yours in love,
joy,



Now only if I was looking for true love.