Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon.
Einstein is bored, so he suggests, “Let’s play hide-and-seek. I’ll be it!”
The others agree, so Einstein begins counting. “One… Two… Three…”
Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide.
But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid-sized square. He finishes and steps into the square just as Einstein shouts, “Ready or not — here I come!”
Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him. He says, “I found you, Newton!”
Newton replies, “No, you found one Newton per square meter — You found Pascal!”
Windows 8 you sexy thing you
Newly acquired Btwin cycling gloves. Performance enhancing drugs next.
The first watch I bought with my own money. Keeping it running has been more expensive than buying it. Evidence that I’m turning into Dad.
Never understood why this was called the bullworker. Even more mysterious why Dad still has this.
Maa ka pyaar.
Tea whore and cup slut.
A most honest expression of interest spam email I received -
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I trust people very much. I like nature quiet walks in the parks holding
hands listening to the whispering breeze and the songs of the birds;
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Now only if I was looking for true love.